February 2012
All I've been doing is looking at isanyoneup this...
Okay.
Yeah
Drunk for no reason.
Drunk.
Drinking since 3.
Talk.
Please.
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Bored at work.
Talk to me.
I don't have money.
I get paid today!!!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck yes.
Half an hour until food.
My stomach is screaming at me right now. I can’t control it.
So stoked.
Free meal at work.
I'm so hungry.
Now I get to get off work and walk home to no food.
Awesome.
I wish I had money.
Anonymous asked: Silly question, but I need a guys point of view. One of my guy friends things girls with too many tattoos is a major turn off. I have only one tattoo so far, and I want 7 more, but all but the feet tattoos I want they are in places one can't see when I'm fully clothed (no arms or neck or upper back). He said when he saw all her tats when she got undressed, he wouldn't call her back....
“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But...”
– Lemony Snicket (via theunquotables)
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Past the point of trying I'm a dying breed.
Thank her for reminding me of all the things I’ve done completely wrong.
Only 2 more hours!
Entertain me until then.
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Jennifer Anniston n00d in Wanderlust.
1 more reason to see it.
And after Horrible Bosses I think we all deserve it.
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Need entertainment.
Really. I’m not above begging.
Brand New Hitting Studio In April; Hoping For...
propertyofzack:
Brand New recently did an interview in the midst of their last UK tour. Jesse Lacey confirmed that the band will be hitting the studio in April, and while they are not certain of a release date, Brand New is aiming for a late-2012 release date. Check out a quote from Lacey below by clicking “Read More!”
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I feel like if I ever get stranded on an island or...
esslaurent:
that-fucking-ginger-kid:
esslaurent:
that-fucking-ginger-kid:
My biggest problem wouldn’t be food or water, it would be boredom.
Honestly.
OH COME ON. I just gave you like 10 things to do behind that desk. DO one of them!
IF I WAS ON A DESERT ISLAND I WOULDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO READ AND THEREFORE NO SENTENCES TO REPLACE WORDS WITH PENIS AND/OR VAGINA!
Shit. True. WELL.
...
I feel like if I ever get stranded on an island or...
esslaurent:
that-fucking-ginger-kid:
My biggest problem wouldn’t be food or water, it would be boredom.
Honestly.
OH COME ON. I just gave you like 10 things to do behind that desk. DO one of them!
IF I WAS ON A DESERT ISLAND I WOULDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO READ AND THEREFORE NO SENTENCES TO REPLACE WORDS WITH PENIS AND/OR VAGINA!
I feel like if I ever get stranded on an island or...
My biggest problem wouldn’t be food or water, it would be boredom.
Honestly.
4 tags
Life is kind of funny.
But not really.
I think life is a joke that missed the punch line.
This is what I was talking about.
God laughing at me because I’m at work and there’s fap material all over my dash.
Okay, now that I mentioned yoga pants...
They’re all over my dash.
Fuck.
Seriously. I’m working. It’s not fucking fair.
Fuck.
lady-fett replied to your post: The 50 year old black house keeper just told me that when girls flirt with me at the front desk she gets jealous.
Awwwww, you should totally ask her out.
Wowwwww.
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The 50 year old black house keeper just told me...
Ummmm…
Too many sex gifs.
I’m at work. This is no good.
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“I can not go back to working at Hot Topic because they said I have to cut my...”
– Blake (Workaholics)
the-amazing-z asked: what are your plans for the weekend? what's your room like?
These days draggggg...
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