thatswhatshetumblrd:

the-miggy:

skrillectrostep:

bravenewheart:

There is my roommate
His name is Greg and he is
A pizza nigga 

There is a dumb door
That sounded like Dumbledore
I don’t like this place 

There’s a Magnavox

But it doesn’t really work

Magnavox makes shit

Oh look, it’s a wall.

And it is colored purple.

Yup, cool story bro.

Calculator on.

Post-it notes of all colors

I fucking hate work.

(Source: ithinkyouleftyourfridgerunning)